Citations

 

 

Lecturer:                  

 

 

 

 

Student:                   Teacher X didn’t fail anyone.

Lecturer:                   I’m not teacher X. ... It’s always adviceable to fail someone. 

(he gets 15 hours paid for a resit, independent from the number of students who participate)

 

 

Lecturer:                   How was the statistic exam?

Student:                   Just fish.                                                                                                              

Lecturer:                   (looked questioning)

Student:                   Well, first you calculate all that means, deviations and so on of the cod catch,                                   then you draw some nice graphs about this.

                                  Afterwards the distribution section, totally fishless...

                                  But then fishermen bougth a new rod and compare it to the old one, and                                       afterwards their wifes compede in fishing.

                                  And last the fish catch prediction of next year...

Lecturer:                   (laughing) Ok, I get it.

 

 

Lecturer:                   I worked with him just once, and never again. (talking about another professor)

 

 

Lecturer:                   (Lecturer in sweater, to student in dress shirt, about another lecturer) He always

                                  comes in suite.

 

 

Lecturer:                   Draw a nice graph. (task in assignment)

 

 

 

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